*pushes back selfie release date*

(Source: highkeygay, via theconsultingalcoholic)

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

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v171:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

I don’t know how it is other places, but in New Orleans, bars rarely charge you if you order anything other than alcohol.

v171:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

I don’t know how it is other places, but in New Orleans, bars rarely charge you if you order anything other than alcohol.

(via theconsultingalcoholic)

Genius. He’s a genius. The genius. The most human human there’s ever been. 

(Source: pertweee, via theconsultingalcoholic)

zackisontumblr:

the hardest decision online is whether or not a video is worth pausing your music for

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brightness:

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

image

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officialnasa:

lbguitarist:

what if nasa invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles

THEY’RE ONTO US

(Source: a-lonelysilhouette, via theconsultingalcoholic)

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